Life's perspective from a 'down-to-earth' view

This speech is indeed a highly recommendable read, especially for Singaporeans out there. Hope it inspires you like how it has inspired me. Enjoy. The meaning of life. :)


Interesting take.
Adrian Tan is a litigation lawyer at one of Singapore's leading law firms.
Outside the courtroom, he is known for a variety of funny things, including
The Teenage Textbook, which he wrote in the late 1980s. The book became a
cult classic among students of that generation and was adapted into a film
10 years later.


Adrian was the guest-of-honour at an NTU convocation ceremony last week, and
this is Adrian's speech to the graduating class of 2008:


Life and How to Survive It

I must say thank you to the faculty and staff of the Wee Kim Wee School of
Communication and Information for inviting me to give your convocation
address. It's a wonderful honour and a privilege for me to speak here for
ten minutes without fear of contradiction, defamation or retaliation. I say
this as a Singaporean and more so as a husband.


My wife is a wonderful person and perfect in every way except one. She is
the editor of a magazine. She corrects people for a living. She has honed
her expert skills over a quarter of a century, mostly by practising at home
during conversations between her and me.


On the other hand, I am a litigator. Essentially, I spend my da! y telling
people how wrong they are. I make my living being di! sagreeab le.


Nevertheless, there is perfect harmony in our matrimonial home. That is
because when an editor and a litigator have an argument, the one who
triumphs is always the wife.


And so I want to start by giving one piece of advice to the men: when you've
already won her heart, you don't need to win every argument.


Marriage is considered one milestone of life. Some of you may already be
married. Some of you may never be married. Some of you will be married. Some
of you will enjoy the experience so much, you will be married many, many
times. Good for you.


The next big milestone in your life is today: your graduation. The end of
education. You're done learning.

You've probably been told the big lie that 'Learning is a lifelong process'
and that therefore you will continue studying and taking masters' degrees
and doctorates and professorships and so on. You know the sort of people who
tell you that? Teachers. Don't you think there is some measure of conflict
of interest? They are in the business of learning, after all. Where would
they be without you? They need you to be repeat customers.


The good news is that they're wrong.


The bad news is that you don't need further education because your entire
life is over. It is gone. That may come as a shock to some of you. You're in
your teens or early twenties. People may tell you that you will live to be
70, 80, 90 years old. That is your life expectancy.


I love that term: life expectancy. We all understand the term to mean the
average life span of a group of people. But I'm here to talk about a bigger
idea, which is what you expect from your life.


You may be very happy to know that Singapore is currently ranked as the
country with the third highest life expectancy. We are behind Andorra and
Japan, and tied with San Marino. It seems quite clear why people in those
countries! , and ours, live so long. We share one thing in common: our
football teams are all hopeless. There's very little danger of any of our
citizens having their pulses raised by watching us play in the World Cup.
Spectators are more likely to be lulled into a gentle and restful nap.

Singaporeans have a life expectancy of 81.8 years. Singapore men live to an
average of 79.21 years, while Singapore women live more than five years
longer, probably to take into account the additional time they need to spend
in the bathroom.


So here you are, in your twenties, thinking that you'll have another 40
years to go. Four decades in which to live long and prosper.

Bad news. Read the papers. There are people dropping dead when they're 50,
40, 30 years old. Or quite possibly just after finishing their convocation.
They would be very disappointed that they didn't meet their life expectancy.

I'm here to tell you this. Forget about your life expectancy.

After all, it's calculated based on an average. And you never, ever want to
expect being average.


Revisit those expectations. You might be looking forward to working, falling
in love, marrying, raising a family. You are told that, as graduates, you
should expect to find a job paying so much, where your h! ours are so much,
where your responsibilities are so much.


That is what is expected of you. And if you live up to it, it will be an
awful waste.


If you expect that, you will be limiting yourself. You will be living your
life according to boundaries set by average people. I have nothing against
average people. But no one should aspire to be them. And you don't need
years of education by the best minds in Singapore to prepare you to be
average.

What you should prepare for is mess. Life's a mess. You are not entitled to
expect anything from it. Life is not fair. Everything does not bal! ance out
in the end. Life happens, and you have no control ove! r it. Go od and bad
things happen to you day by day, hour by hour, moment by moment. Your degree
is a poor armour against fate.


Don't expect anything. Erase all life expectancies. Just live. Your life is
over as of today. At this point in time, you have grown as tall as you will
ever be, you are physically the fittest you will ever be in your entire life
and you are probably looking the best that you will ever look. This is as
good as it gets. It is all downhill from here. Or up. No one knows.


What does this mean for you? It is good that your life is over.

Since your life is over, you are free. Let me tell you the many wonderful
things that you can do when you are free.

The most important is this: do not work.

Work is anything that you are compelled to do. By its very nature, it is
undesirable.

Work kills. The Japanese have a term 'Karoshi', which means death from
overwork. That's the most dramatic form of how work can kill. But it can
also kill you in more subtle ways. If you work, then day by day, bit by bit,
your soul is chipped away, disintegrating until there's nothing left. A rock
has been ground into sand and dust. ?< BR>There's a common misconception
that work is necessary. You will meet people working at miserable jobs. They
tell you they are 'making a living'. No, they're not. They're dying,
frittering away their fast-extinguishing lives doing things which are, at
best, meaningless and, at worst, harmful.

People will tell you that work ennobles you, that work lends you a certain
dignity. Work makes you free. The slogan 'Arbeit macht frei' was placed at
the entrances to a number of Nazi concentration camps. Utter nonsense.



Do not waste the vast majority of your life doing something you hate so that
you can spend the small remainder sli! ver of your life in modest comfort.
You may never reach that end anyway.


Resist the temptation to get a job. Instead, play. Find something you enjoy
doing. Do it. Over and over again. You will become good at it for two
reasons: you like it, and you do it often. Soon, that will have value in
itself.


I like arguing, and I love language. So, I became a litigator. I enjoy it
and I would do it for free. If I didn't do that, I would've been in some
other type of work that still involved writing fiction ?probably a sports
journalist.



So what should you do? You will find your own niche. I! don't imagine you
will need to look very hard. By this time i! n your l ife, you will have a
very good idea of what you will want to do. In fact, I'll go further and say
the ideal situation would be that you will not be able to stop yourself
pursuing your passions. By this time you should know what your obsessions
are. If you enjoy showing off your knowledge and feeling superior, you might
become a teacher.


Find that pursuit that will energise you, consume you, become an obsession.
Each day, you must rise with a restless enthusiasm. If you don't, you are
working.


Most of you will end up in activities which involve communication. To those
of you I have a second message: be wary of the truth. I'm not asking you to
speak it, or write it, for there are times when it is dangerous or imposs!
ible to do those things. The truth has a great capacity to offend and
injure, and you will find that the closer you are to someone, the more care
you must take to disguise or even conceal the truth. Often, there is great
virtue in being evasive, or equivocating. There is also great skill. Any
child can blurt out the truth, without thought to the consequences. It takes
great maturity to appreciate the value of silence.


In order to be wary of the truth, you must first know it. That requires
great frankness to yourself. Never fool the person in the mirror.


I have told you that your life is over, that you should not work, and that
you should avoid telling the truth. I now say this to ! you: be hated.


It's not as easy as it sounds. Do you know anyone who hates you? Yet every
great figure who has contributed to the human race has been hated, not just
by one person, but often by a great many. That hatred is so strong it has
caused those great figures to be shunned, abused, murdered and in one famous
instance, nailed to a cross.

One does not have to be evil to be hated. In fact, it's often the case that
one is hated precisely because one is trying to do right by one's own
convictions. It is far too easy to be liked, one merely has to be
accommodating and hold no strong convictions. Then one will gravitate
towards the centre and settle into the average. That cannot be your role.
There are a great many bad people in the world, and if you are not offending
them, you must! be bad yourself. Popularity is a sure sign that you are
doing something wrong.


The other side of the coin is this: fall in love.

I didn't say 'be loved'. That requires too much compromise. If one changes
one's looks, personality and values, one can be loved by anyone.

Rather, I exhort you to love another human being. It may seem odd for me to
tell you this. You may expect it to happen naturally, without deliberation.
That is false. Modern society is anti-love. We've taken a microscope to
everyone to bring out their flaws and shortcomings. It far easier to find a
reason not to love ! someone, than otherwise. Rejection requires only one
reason. L! ove requ ires complete acceptance. It is hard work ?the only kind
of work that I find palatable.

Loving someone has great benefits. There is admiration, learning, attraction
and something which, for the want of a better word, we call happiness. In
loving someone, we become inspired to better ourselves in every way. We
learn the truth, the worthlessness of material things. We celebrate being
human. Loving is good for the soul.

Loving someone is therefore very important, and it is also important to
choose the right person. Despite popular culture, love doesn't happen by
chance, at first sight, across a crowded dance floor. It grows slowly,
sinking roots first before branching and blossoming. It is not a silly weed,
but a m! ighty tree that weathers every storm.

You will find, that when you have someone to love, that the face is less
important than the brain, and the body is less important than the heart.

You will also find that it is no great tragedy if your love is not
reciprocated. You are not doing it to be loved back. Its value is to inspire
you.

Finally, you will find that there is no half-measure when it comes to
loving someone. You either don't, or you do with every cell in your body,
completely and utterly, without reservation or apology. It consumes you, and
you are reborn, all the better for ! it.


Don't work. Avoid telling the truth. Be hated. Love someone.


You're going to have a busy life. Thank goodness there's no life expectancy.